Category: Joke Board
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white
male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on
Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior,
public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County
courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided
to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was
no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he
stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a
hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just
really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer
Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for
sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence, and he's...just
working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. I
just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was
there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,
"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'"
lol i like the cop. haha
Oh my God! That's hillarious.
Pumpkin pie anyone?
*grin*, like that one.
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The joke was funny, you've got to give the guy credit for creativity.
Becky, that was sick.
Bob
As sick as f***ing a pumpkin?
Well, since you put it that way... no.
I wonder if the cop got any ideas after that. lol